Monthly
One call per month. A rare, special occasion. Like a birthday, but worse.
The world's most unnecessary subscription
We call you at a random time, play a fart sound, and immediately hang up. Daily, weekly, or monthly — your choice.
100%
Unnecessary
1pm – 7pm
Random window
Cancel anytime
No commitment
Simple as it sounds
Pick your plan. No account creation needed — just your phone number and payment. Our system calls to verify.
Go about your day. Forget about it. That's the whole point — the surprise is what makes it funny.
Your phone rings. You answer. A fart sound plays. We hang up. You laugh. Repeat.
Pricing
All plans include phone verification, random call timing, and the finest fart sounds money can buy.
One call per month. A rare, special occasion. Like a birthday, but worse.
One call per week. The sweet spot. Frequent enough to forget, rare enough to surprise.
One call per day. For the truly committed. A daily reminder not to take life too seriously.
Phone verification required · Cancel anytime · Billed monthly via Stripe
Gift subscriptions send up to 2 SMS messages to the recipient (1 invitation + 1 confirmation). Msg&Data rates may apply. Reply STOP to opt out, HELP for help. SMS terms.
FAQ
Completely. You subscribe, we call you at a random time, play a fart sound, and hang up. That's the entire product.
No. We require phone verification at signup to prevent misuse. Accounts used for harassment will be suspended immediately.
Once per day (or week, or month — depending on your plan) at a random time between 1pm-7pm Eastern. The randomness is the point.
Yes. Upgrade, downgrade, or cancel anytime from your account dashboard. Changes take effect on your next billing cycle.
Visit your account dashboard to update payment details, view invoices, or change your plan.
Yes! You can upgrade or downgrade between monthly, weekly, and daily plans anytime from your account dashboard. Select "Update subscription"
Calls come from +1 (406) 792-7760. Save it to your contacts so you don't miss the surprise!
Currently, Fart a Day supports US phone numbers only. We're working on expanding to more countries.
No worries, you'll just miss that one. But don't worry, another fart is always on the way.
Yes! When you subscribe, choose "Gift it to someone else." You'll enter your number and theirs. The recipient will get an SMS that includes your number so they know who sent the gift. Both of you will need to verify before calls begin.
Cancel anytime from your account dashboard.
Calls come from +1 (406) 792-7760. Save it in your contacts so you know it's us — or don't, for maximum surprise.
Currently US phone numbers only. International expansion is planned — we'll announce it when it's ready.
It started as something the founder built for his family during a difficult time. Sometimes the smallest, silliest things are exactly what you need.