Daily
One call per dayFor the truly committed. A daily reminder not to take life too seriously.
$6.99/month
The world's most unnecessary service
A reminder that life
isn't that serious
We call at a random time, play a fart sound, then immediately hang up.
Daily, weekly, or monthly
100%
Unnecessary
12pm – 6pm
Random window (Eastern)
Cancel anytime
No commitment
Butt seriously
How it works
1
Subscribe
Pick your plan. No account creation needed, just your phone number and payment.
2
Wait
Go about your day. Forget about it, that's the point.
3
Laugh
Your phone rings. You answer. A fart sound plays. We hang up. You laugh. Repeat.
Pricing
Choose your frequency
The finest fart sounds money can buy.
Weekly
One call per weekThe sweet spot. Frequent enough to forget, rare enough to surprise.
$2.99/month
Monthly
One call per monthA rare, special occasion. Like a birthday, but worse.
$0.99/month
Cancel anytime · No password needed · We never sell your data
We'll call once to verify your number · Billed monthly via Paddle
FAQ
Reasonable questions
for an unreasonable product
Is this real?
Completely. I'm a solo-developer who created this for my family while my sister had cancer. Sometimes the smallest, silliest things are exactly what you need.
Is this vibe coded slop?
No. I review every single line of code. I have a computer science degree, and have been coding since 2003. It about ~8 months to build Fart a Day. It's simple, but I've really enjoyed putting the final polishing touches on and I hope you enjoy.
When will I get the call?
Once per day, week, or month, at a random time between 12-6pm US Eastern (it shifts an hour with daylight saving time).
Can I change my plan?
Yes! You can upgrade or downgrade between monthly, weekly, and daily plans anytime from your account dashboard. Changes take effect immediately, and the price difference is prorated.
How do I update my payment information?
Visit your account dashboard to update payment details, view invoices, or change your plan.
What happens if I don't answer?
No worries, you'll just miss that one. But don't worry, another fart is always on the way.
How do I cancel?
Cancel anytime from your account dashboard. You won't be charged again, and your farts keep coming through the end of your billing period.
Can I get a refund?
Yes. You can request a refund within 14 days of any charge. See our Refund Policy.
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